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Device
04-07-2008, 02:24 PM
So I decided to check out how RP servers go...I quickly jumped in on my 10 day trial so wonderfully sent by my co-worker. I decided to choose the server with the name Sentinels, well...mainly because I thought that the name was cool. At least it can't be paraphrased from Icecrown to Ice"DOWN". But I digress.

I created a mage, gnome, it took me awhile to name him. I wanted him to have an odd, exotic name: Stumbie Gadgetbigot just didn't sound right to me. So I chose Rothschild, an easy and cool name. Also easy to mispell and mispronounce on TeamSpeak as I already found out from personal experience. Hating Ironforge I decided to go to my favourite *gag* Elwynn Forest. Been a new to the wonderful WoW server with RP people I didn't want to mess up and decided to try and RP hard...and I did....

Some of you may remember the quest where you have to kill those annoying little buggers called Murlocs, chop of their fins and hand in them for some sort of invisibility potion (Note: I feel like a student of some medical school every time I play WoW: Come on...eyes, liver, intestines...HOLY CRAP HONEY! Look what I found in MY murloc today!).

So here I was standing that wonderful WoW evening on the shore of the lake. The murlocs were in the middle of the lake. Like a true RPer I am I took my gnomes clothes off and he jumped into the water. In just a matter of seconds I was on the island. As I was about to put my clothes back on I heard this oddly familiar sounds..."Grrrlrrrr!". Been away from WoW tend to dull your l33t skills. So unsure on what to do I started running around the island like a lunatic trying to get away from these filthy monsters to not only fail miserably, but also gather a few more Murloc friends along the way (a total number of 20 or so I believe). FINALLY coming to conclusion that running half naked around the island with murlocs chasing me wasn't going to work I decided to swim across and hopefully make my way safely to Goldshire.

Gulping rather large health potion as I swam through the water I finally landed on the other side. The road was too far away and no guard to be seen, so I decided to take a shortcut and run to the right of the inn through some bushes. As I neared the bushes I understood 2 things: First that murlocs finally chased me down and second there was something wrong going on in the bushes.

As Rothschild naked, rather pale and wet body hit the dirt inside those bushes I saw a human female sitting naked on top of the human male. They were both exchanging some rather odd and disturbing /me's. The 2 most innocent ones were /kiss and /finger. I have NO clue what the heck Murlocs thought, but once they were done with me, they proceeded to gank that poor couple who were having an RP session in the shrub....The last message I've seen from this couple was not a /me, but rather "FUCKING HELL!" and "WTF?!!!".

The romantic evening for them was ruined, I was also called "Bastard" in PM as well as "Pervert". I tried explaining what happened to both of them, but was put on quick ignore. *sob* :( So if anyone have an alt on Sentinels, can you please send them my apologize? Please?....

KermieD
04-07-2008, 03:28 PM
Best. Story. Ever. :twisted::twisted::twisted:

Noctys
04-07-2008, 04:01 PM
Nicely done on all counts, Device. :lol:

Posidian
04-07-2008, 04:21 PM
2 thumbs up for what you had done! 2 thumbs down for joining a RP server....

Lord_Darrious
04-07-2008, 08:17 PM
Excellent Story. I almost had my drink go down the wrong tube:???:

but well worth the read. :D

Device
04-08-2008, 07:24 AM
Hehe, decided to post it on Sentinels forums to see what kind of reaction I will get. Most of the time whenever you post something on the forums people will go: "OMGWTFBBQ!" or simply and elegantly will tell you to "STFU!".

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=5784478885&sid=1&pageNo=1

Posidian
04-08-2008, 10:52 AM
Grats on the good feedback, it was rather well written!

Animitation
04-08-2008, 12:00 PM
Silly Alliance gnomes.

Mole
04-08-2008, 02:11 PM
Thanks Device.

Hammrr
04-08-2008, 06:40 PM
Now that is hilarious!!

Auruleus
04-23-2008, 01:47 PM
Hey Device,
I've actually been RP'ing on Sentinels for over a year now, and I have to say what you experienced is unfortunately the trademark of Goldshire. The only people who go there are the ones who either like cybering, or turn a blind eye long enough to meet someone. For the most part, the better roleplay is found Horde side, though if you know where to look you can find it on either.
I recommend if you're serious about trying something out, you get either FlagRSP or MyRoleplay, these add-ons show you who is definitely an RP'er, if they're looking for RP at the moment, etc.
Sentinels has some really great people, and it's unfortunate you only got to meet up with some of the seedy folk, but if you are patient you could find some nicer ones out there, and even if you don't like RP it's not a bad place (just certain towns ;) )
Anyhow, if you're ever back on there I'll let you know which toons I play, and maybe I can introduce you to some actual RP, as opposed to wandering into an awkward situation like that.
Thanks,
-Auruleus

Device
04-23-2008, 02:11 PM
Hey Device,
I've actually been RP'ing on Sentinels for over a year now, and I have to say what you experienced is unfortunately the trademark of Goldshire. The only people who go there are the ones who either like cybering, or turn a blind eye long enough to meet someone. For the most part, the better roleplay is found Horde side, though if you know where to look you can find it on either.
I recommend if you're serious about trying something out, you get either FlagRSP or MyRoleplay, these add-ons show you who is definitely an RP'er, if they're looking for RP at the moment, etc.
Sentinels has some really great people, and it's unfortunate you only got to meet up with some of the seedy folk, but if you are patient you could find some nicer ones out there, and even if you don't like RP it's not a bad place (just certain towns ;) )
Anyhow, if you're ever back on there I'll let you know which toons I play, and maybe I can introduce you to some actual RP, as opposed to wandering into an awkward situation like that.
Thanks,
-Auruleus

Hehe, the situation wasn't really ackward, it actually entertained me. Hmm, about Sentinels, I've been on that server for about 2 weeks or so now and hoping to hit 42 tonight. Found a few nice RPers and been having fun RPing with them lately. :)

Durgaa
07-13-2008, 11:42 AM
Ya'know, I could never type and, well, um, yea, ok then! :oops: